Thursday, November 10, 2005

Now this cheers me up...


There is fine and then there is Brandy Grace. Welcome to the single greatest reason why I can say without doubt there is a God.

Oh, you guys will see alot of this - trust me. Sometimes, there will just be a bunch of pictures here. Just something that will make me happy. Happy is good.

See what happens when I get into the liquor cabinet - wonderful thangs.... Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The Setup

Over the next couple of days you will see changes here. The colors might change. Images will be added. The links will expand like you won't believe.


Daddy done got in the liquor cabinet again.


Current events, social topics, entertainment, gossip, sports, sex, sex, sex, you get the idea - nothing will be left off the plate. (except peas and brussel sprouts - yuch). So kick back, relax and let Cool Poppa Slade lay down some tracks for you.

When you come here, think of it like a jazz lounge. Music to chill by, good food, better company and maybe a booty call or two.


Later, I hear Cannonball in the background....

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Housecleaning

I'm housecleaning. New look, same old attitude. Changes will be fast and frequent. Get ready, niggaz - it's a new day.

Oh yeah - Watch "The Boondocks" on Sunday nights at 11 PM EST.

You've been warned.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Short Story - Unfinished Business

He had walked at least twenty city blocks. Since he had forgotten to bring a hand towel, the sweat poured from his forehead like a faucet. He kept wiping his face with his hands to keep the sweat from burning his eyes, but he knew he would pay for that later. Once he returned home, he would have to take preventive measures so his face wouldn’t look like a road map. This thought made him smile inwards. Even at his age, he still looked like a young man. But, the work became harder and harder. His vanity was becoming a job. Is this what this feels like? Is this what his parents and older family members went thru? He had a newfound respect for their diligence.

Finally reaching his destination, he walked over to the front desk and signed the sign-in book. He showed his driver’s license as identification and was directed to a bank of elevators to his left. He thanked the guard and proceeded to the elevators. He got in, as one was already available and pressed the button to the desired floor. He was nervous, and that was rare for him. It had been too long since he had seen his old friend, but circumstances dictated this visit.

While riding the elevator his memory bought him back to their last visit. They had met at Rossini’s and he had ordered veal. They spoke about the old days and what they had planned for the future. They spoke about going to a baseball game that summer. He regretted not going to that game but life reared its head and took control of his time. It had been almost two years since he had last seen him. They spoke regularly on the phone, but it wasn’t the same. Now, he had returned to the city and needed his help. He hated to see him with this problem looming, but he truly had no choice. If he couldn’t help him, then he would have to do things in a manner he had promised himself he wouldn’t partake in any longer. It pained him to think he might have to break his promise to himself, but these were desperate times. If he had another option, he would take it. But, as he often said, a promise is a promise. He had to keep his word if only to be able to live with himself.

He opened the glass doors and again went to the front desk. He asked for his friend and was told to “Please wait”. He did as he was told. After three minutes that felt like a week had passed, his friend came thru a different set of glass doors and received him. He looked at his old friend and smiled. It was returned. They left and his friend had mentioned he lived five blocks away. They went to his apartment and he gave his friend a towel and a glass of water. Then they ate a light lunch and discussed the matter at hand.

When the discussion finished, he looked at his friend for a sign. His friend rose from his chair and briefly excused himself. He returned a short moment later and they left the apartment and entered his friend’s vehicle. They drove to the cemetery. It had been eons since he last visited her. He no longer cried, but the sadness was evident. She was his everything and they took her from him. He had exacted revenge against all except one. His friend nodded to him and they left. He took him directly to the airport. As they said their goodbyes, he hugged his friend and told him to visit soon. He said he would and then he left his friend with a valued piece of advice.

“Make it quick. Wasted time is wasted effort. And remember what I told you earlier, okay?” Once again, his friend nodded and he boarded his flight. He finally had finished the task. He hated unfinished business, and although he truly believed he was willing to let it go, his soul wouldn’t let him.

Three days later, he strolled to the newsstand and bought a New York Daily News newspaper. He scanned the paper and found what he was looking for on page three. A report of one man, recently paroled from prison died in his apartment of apparent natural causes. He smiled inwardly and paid for the paper. He then strolled home, went to his kitchen, poured himself a cup of white tea and heated up a bagel. He opened his refrigerator and took out the cream cheese. As he enjoyed his breakfast, he picked up his cell phone, found the appropriate name and hit dial.

“Nice. Thanks. And I’ll pick you up at the airport on Saturday. Remember, once you’re here, you won’t want to return.”

His friend simply replied, “Yeah, so you keep telling me. I can’t believe you like it there.”

“You will too. Trust me, it’s perfect.”

He hung up upon exchanging information of the flight and times and goodbyes. He then looked in the old shoebox he kept on the counter. His friend’s picture was on top. He burned the picture and had one thought as he returned the box to the old storage closet.

Unfinished business.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Thoughts of a sports fan....

I love sports. Football, Baseball, Basketball - I'm hooked on the big three. So, this time of year gets me open big time. Baseball season has started, Basketball season is getting ready for the playoffs, and Football info is starting to heat up.

I'm a Pistons fan so I'm hoping they repeat but damn do the Suns look like the real deal, or what? Still, all these people thinking Shaq and Wade and Company gonna rep for da East....sorry - I don't think so. And all you LeBron lovers - he needs another option - just like Mike needed Scotty. In a perfect world, LeBron and Carmelo would've ended up at the same place - unbeatable. Detroit and Phoenix - Detroit in 6.

I've been a Cowboys fan since birth so I'm suffering right now. But, I have faith. If anyone from the cowboys reads this - here's a hint for the draft - Offensive Line.... You got the qb, the back and receivers - get that line in order. Then work on the defense.

Last but not least - Baseball. I'm a Mets fan. Oh, are you laughing? I hear you in the background - 0-4 - ha! Well, now it's 2-4. Get ready - just think of this lineup - Reyes, Matsui, Beltran, Piazza, Floyd, Cameron, Wright, Mientkiewicz. Speed and power. Yeah, you got quiet real quick. But, hey - keep thinking that 0-4 nonsense.

Anyway you look at it - for a sports fan - this should be one helluva summer. See you at the games.....

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Short Story - Night Moves

The glass doors were reflective. The words “Night Moves” were in script and under it read, “Welcome to Jazz In The City”. Below that read, “Knight Enterprises. 5 William Street, New York, NY.” It was a play on words, Tobias would always say. Night Moves was his pride and joy. It was in essence, his baby. It wasn’t a huge cash cow; actually it barely broke even. But, with his other, more lucrative holdings, he could afford this intimate, quaint little place. His fear was that some respected critic would wander in, have a great time, and tell the world about Tobias’ little secret hideaway. Then the masses would show and his sweet little jazz club would become another hangout for the rich and stupid. The mere thought froze him to the bone.

Regulars compared it to Bradley’s. Room enough for a nice trio, no more than a quartet. Great acoustics. A small but excellent menu, which was not too pricey. Top shelf liquor and since it was labeled a “Private Club” because Tobias made everyone buy a membership to enter you could smoke there. What Tobias didn’t tell anyone willingly was the membership price: ten dollars lifetime. If you had a membership you fell under one of these categories:
1) A friend of the owner or employee
2) A jazz aficionado
3) Someone from the neighborhood who frequented the joint.
4) An employee of Knight Enterprises.

That’s it and, if you fell under category four, you probably had no clue. It was something included in your employment package. Most people overlooked it. Tobias would never advertise who was performing. They would call Len and he would see if the night was free and say sure, come on in. You didn’t get paid. You could play three songs or thirty. But, you better be damn good because the regular crowd at Night Moves truly knew their shit. And if you were mediocre, you were fucked because your rep was going to take a hit. The word would get out. Only the real players would show up. They usually would try out new material or just jam their tails off with someone they always wanted to work with. The best kept secret in New York.

Sometimes dates would wander in and look around. Most would stay. It had a romantic atmosphere. It was comfortable and semi-private. You could seriously get your mack on in Night Moves. A long mahogany bar welcomed you. Some booths in the back. Dimly lit. Smoky. A throwback, his nephew would call it. A few notables were regulars but they understood that Tobias didn’t want publicity. You want to have a release party, go to Jay-Z’s club or Paris Hilton’s. Don’t even attempt to ask Tobias for that. He would look at you with that look he had. The one that would say, “Stop – you don’t want to go there.” And they didn’t.

One night, he sang for two hours. A well-kept secret was that, if he wanted to, Tobias could probably have his own record contract. He had a great voice. Could sing like Luther Vandross with Joe Williams’ phrasing. He sang classics all night. The staff was so enamored that they would routinely ask him to sing and he conceded when they would clean up he would take the mike. They would all sit around after clean up and listen to the boss tear into “Since I Fell For You”, “Everyday I Have The Blues”, “Smokin’ Joe”, “Moody’s Mood For Love”, “One For My Baby”, “Brown Sugar”, and his favorite, “A House Is Not A Home”. Premiere jazz musicians would ask him for arrangements and he would do them without credit. His ghost writing was infamous. Tobias was a strange man but not complicated. He knew how to make money. Pure and simple. And he gave other real estate investors a run in New York. So much so, when he started to venture outside of New York, they all took notice. His properties were high end and quickly bought. He would keep a select few and rent them out. A condo here, an office building there, a golf resort and an entire residential district. He had three post resorts in Europe. Two more in Jamaica. That’s it. And it didn’t help that he knew he had to work out because he liked food way too much. So, he got in shape at the age of 38 and kept it. He had his addictions – fashion, cigarettes, fine bourbon and scotch, music and cars. Sports were a passion he indulged in privately. So were women.

When he found out he was on the “Most desirable bachelor list” he cringed. His picture was in New York magazine because he made the mistake of sitting next to Shawn Carter and Beyonce Knowles at a Knicks game. Once the word was out, he stayed at the club far more frequently. They had no idea he owned it. Until last night.

Ving Rhames and Tobias were friends for years. Ever since they met at a Branford Marsalis concert at Lincoln Center, they were waiting on their rides and struck up a conversation. Next thing you know they’re at Shelly’s having a conversation about Clifford Brown with Branford and his band. After that, they would routinely meet up to hear some good jazz and eat some good food. Ving was one of those people who understood about privacy and respected the fact that Tobias never asked him for anything simply because he was famous. It was Ving’s idea about a jazz club and he was the first member. He had his own table. So when Ving asked him could they tape the jazz club scenes at Night Moves provided he never showed the outside of the club, Tobias had no problem with it. Then “Kojak” took off. Became a media darling and the word got out. Ving apologized, but he didn’t need to. Tobias didn’t blame his friend for the intrusion; it was some grip that was clueless. So when three critics came by and later reviewed the club in Time Out, the Times and Citysearch, Tobias knew the masses would stop gawking and come in. Damn.

To top it off, Prince wanted to jam there after his concert. He had John Legend, Alicia Keys, and some others with him. These teenagers found out and they besieged the place. Prince literally begged Tobias to let them in. He relented and they came back for a month thinking it was the hip place to be. When he finally got his place back, he said never again. Even Prince felt bad that he had done that to his friend and swore he would never have an after-jam there again. Tobias told him it was cool, don’t sweat it. He could play there anytime he wanted just don’t bring the youngins again. Prince agreed.

What was done was done. So, Tobias made some subtle changes. He would open the club at midnight and close at six. He would institute an age limit. And the membership rule would be strictly enforced. Also, you had to be at least a couple. For every male there had to be a female and vice versa. Once all these rules came into play, the crowd dwindled quickly. After three months, he went back to the old way of doing things. He still had the occasional crowd come by, but he could live with it.

Now, all that might change. Jazz clubs were making a major comeback in New York and Night Moves’ reputation as a premier spot was making noise. Tobias had to make a decision because no amount of rules would keep the masses away. He made one major change. Night Moves would only be open Monday thru Friday. No weekends for the public. Only if you had something that he instituted called a “Premier Membership” could you enter on the weekends. You got one of those by invitation only. It was the only way he could find peace.

With his worst fear finally realized, Tobias made damn sure there would be no other fallout. He believed in the purity of the music. That had to be preserved. He would honor the legacy of The Blue Note, The Village Vanguard, Bradley’s, The Village Gate, Birdland, The Lennox Lounge, Iridium, and the newly legendary Smoke. It was a matter of honor. New York, Chicago, Kansas City and Los Angeles jazz history was long and revered. He decided a “Night Moves” jazz club would live in each city. He would have artists spread the word that they now had safe haven in an unruly musical landscape. The legend would live. The music would be respected and submitted to the masses as it was meant to. For the first time in many years, Tobias Knight felt happy. For the first time in too many years, Tobias Knight smiled.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

For The Love Of The Game

Arizona vs Illinois

West Virginia vs Louisville

NCAA Men's College Basketball

The Elite Eight - the first half - Saturday, March 26th, 2005

Two overtimes.

Leaving it all on the floor.

No pay. No contract. No endorsements.

For the love of the game.

This is why they call it "March Madness". You've never seen anything like this. Ever.

Thank you.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Welcome to Slade's Place

Hi,

I'm Slade. Slade Wilson, the owner of Slade's Place. It's like a strange new world you've just walked into. We tell stories here. Wonderful, happy, sad, sometimes very nasty and sometimes very real stories. We have beer on tap and top shelf liquor in the back. Pull up a stool and listen...

Here at Slade's, we invite anyone to hang out, chill, have a drink, whatever. But there are a few rules:

1) Slade (that's me) has final say over everything. Hey, my house...
2) There will be no insults that have racist or sexist overtones - keep that bullshit to yourself. We have a zero tolerance level for that. Everyone has a say and everyone is equal.
3) Anyone who tweaks my nerves - my foot - your ass - outta here.
4) Remember to ask for that drink or smoke.... it's all cool....

That's it. I'm kinda open. The shingle's up. Have a blast..... Later.