Thursday, March 17, 2005

Welcome to Slade's Place

Hi,

I'm Slade. Slade Wilson, the owner of Slade's Place. It's like a strange new world you've just walked into. We tell stories here. Wonderful, happy, sad, sometimes very nasty and sometimes very real stories. We have beer on tap and top shelf liquor in the back. Pull up a stool and listen...

Here at Slade's, we invite anyone to hang out, chill, have a drink, whatever. But there are a few rules:

1) Slade (that's me) has final say over everything. Hey, my house...
2) There will be no insults that have racist or sexist overtones - keep that bullshit to yourself. We have a zero tolerance level for that. Everyone has a say and everyone is equal.
3) Anyone who tweaks my nerves - my foot - your ass - outta here.
4) Remember to ask for that drink or smoke.... it's all cool....

That's it. I'm kinda open. The shingle's up. Have a blast..... Later.